This past Sunday night my HBO sundays were invaded and taken by force by the Kim & Kris Kardashian wedding.(Once you marry a Kardash by law you gotta take their last name: google Lamar Kardashian) Me personally I don’t really rock with this Kris Humphries dude on the court or off it for that matter but I still have to pay homage to this man. His entire life got upgraded 100 times over entirely due to the heavenly box between Kim’s thighs.
Now as ya’ll know, every theory we ever crafted here at Swish is 100% unquestionable fact, and this one is no different. By no means am I trying to infer that that “thing” runs the world, cause it doesn’t, BUT it definitely can help predict a players success in the league and overall prosperity off the court as well.
THE GOD SENT BOX: In this first example we will analyze the battle tested, veteran box of Kim Kardashian, which resume includes lifting Reggie Bush to a SuperBowl chip, and getting Ray J his own reality show. Let’s take a quick glance at Kris’ stats from when we was Kris Humphries as compared to when he became Kris Kardashian. If can tell where I’m going with this you can be sure that Kris Kardashian started playing in the 2010-11 season. As you can see, Kris Humphries, that player on the 09 Mavs was absolute dirt. Numbers aren’t everything, but if they were, this dude morphed into an entirely different player in a years time. And he did this all without becoming more talented or skilled…
You see what the power of excellent box can do? Kris was the same unathletic, average skilled player he was before, but climbing in and out of that v***** every morning he woke up feeling like Charles Barkley mixed with Kevin McHale.
THE DECEPTIVE BOX:
Look at my son LO face, he knows he’s wrong. He knows he wifed the worst Kardashian, he knows he looked like a sucker for wifing her after just 3 weeks of knowing the broad. He’s completely aware. The look on his face should also tell you that he gives not one single f*** though. Clearly the first time he went in he was completely amazed with what he found, great box must run in the family. Since then Lamar has gone onto win another championship and a 6th man of the year award last year. And Khloe really isn’t even live, thats the main point. LO had the foresight we didn’t, hence the term “Deceptive Box”, even the Swish Gods couldn’t predict such a outcome. Role players looking to take a step to the next level need to seek out and capture this box, its readily available, and clearly it can change the course of a career.
THE PASSING GRADE BOX:
Not much to say about this one, this like when you get that mid-term test back with the 70% and are just content with passing. Nothing wrong with it, just not the realest. I think its dope that Bron kept a around the way chick on his arm, but son, you practicing year round and not really getting better…clearly there’s only one thing that can take Bron to the next level….?
THE DROP TOP CHICKEN BOX: